My New Favorite Shirt

I've Been Saying This for Years

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Pucker Up Big Boy

Oso thought it would be a good idea to play a game of pool 3way style. Winner had to suck the loser's cock. My girlfriend and I weren't up for the bet, but he insisted. One small catch. He didn't anticipate me winning the game. Worse yet, he lost to my girlfriend. Oso gets sloppy seconds. I plan to collect, soon.

S

Short Update

I've been quiet, but it's been very busy. I have been tagged to write a 6 word memoir, which I will be working on for the week. Yes, it will take me at least a week. You see how often I'm posting.

I have been spending a lot of time with my friend. She is doing well and is finding her happiness. She now knows about my relationship with Oso and seems to be smitten with him. I can't blame her. More on that later.

I'm going to start pole dancing in May. I'm very excited about this. This time next year I hope to have my very own pole. I'm thinking about getting it painted in red flames. I wonder where I would go for that. I'm sure I will figure it out.

That's all for now. Be good to you.

S

It's Funny 'Cause It's True

Actor Cary Grant said he didn't necessarily advocate making love constantly. "Who can do it all the time?" he asked. "Thought I do try." Your assignment in the coming weeks, Scorpio, as revealed by the astrological omens, is to attempt what Grant aspired to: Do the wild thing as much as possible. Get busy before breakfast on the kitchen table and on your mid-morning break in the closet. Duck out of work early so you can get your freak on. Get a hundred more strokes and licks and kisses in before bedtime. Et cetera. And i you don't have a lover to help you out in this noble cause, then boink the wind, screw the sky and hump your dreams, make love to the universe.

Now how can I argue with that. The universe wants me to fuck my ever loving brains out. Ok. Bring it on.

Getting to The Point

There is an upside to playing in the chat room hell. I still haven't stopped giggling. Note to self, suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone.


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As A Working Mom...

A friend of mine found this story and sent it to me. It's always nice to know that I'm thought of...but makes you wonder about the thoughts.

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/as_a_working_mom_its_hard_to

Wine Anyone?

Now tell me you all wouldn't want a girl like her. I sure the hell do!

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This explains a lot...

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My second test came back worse.

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Tess honey, are you sure you want to come play?

You Are 86% Evil

You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you!

How Evil Are You?

Compliments

I've received some wonderful compliments as of late. Contrary is my favorite at the moment. One might wonder why I would consider them as such. I guess it's just how this twisted mind works. So here it goes, in 5 words how would you describe me?

I Will Survive....

I'm back. I'm almost caught up on my reading. I have too many things I want to write about, and not enough time. So I will pick the first thing that comes to mind.

We had a St Patrick's Day pot luck party. What can I say, I love feeding people and I look for any excuse to have a party. Of course it doesn't hurt that we are both Irish. We had a wonderful time. We ate too much, drank just enough, and laughed until we cried. People took turns sitting in my vibrating chair. Yes, I have a vibrating chair. Yes, I love it. Yes. Yes. Yes. I am considering getting a privacy screen before our next party, however it is fun to watch peoples' facial expressions once they have a seat. (It's even better when you share the seat.) I find that I am a voyeur at heart. Which makes sense when I stop to think about it.

I am finding that staying home and raising kids is not enough for me. Not that I ever thought it would be. I had hoped that I would manage my sanity a bit better while I did. I know that I may seem to be a cold mother. I know staying home with the children is an important job. But it is not fulfilling my needs. Right now, I am trying to figure out what I do need, rather than spending my time trying to resign myself to laundry and dishes. I have been working on my home based business. I am starting to have some success in that area, however, like always, I want more. I am hoping to enroll in a Tai Chi class in the evening to help with movement and meditation. Unfortunately the treadmill has taken a back burner for a while. I am currently taking steps to get back on track.

I am healthy at the moment, but it seems the baby has come down with a cold. Both guys were very kind in spoiling me during my last illness, but I don't care to repeat it. However Tess, if you do show up in that nurses outfit, I'll let you take my temperature. I'm sure Oso wouldn't mind.

That's all for now. Be good to you.

S

For Oso.

Bold O'Donoghue

Well, here I am from Paddy's land, a land of high renown

I broke the hearts of all the girls for miles of Keady town

And when they hear that I'm away they raise a hullabaloo
When they hear about that handsome lad they call O'Donoghue!

For I'm the boy to please her, and I'm the boy to tease her
I'm the boy to squeeze her and I'll tell you what I'll do
I'll court her like an Irishman me brogue and blarney too

Is the plan me rollickin' swollickin' gollickin' wollicken bold O'Donoghue!

Well I wish me love was a red red rose growing on yon garden wall
and me to be a dewdrop and upon her brow I'd fall!
Perhaps now she might think of meas a rather heavy dew
No more she'd love that handsome lad the Bold O'Donoghue!

For I'm the boy to please her, and I'm the boy to tease her

I'm the boy to squeeze her and I'll tell you what I'll do

I'll court her like an Irishman me brogue and blarney too

Is the plan me rollickin' swollickin' gollickin' wollicken bold O'Donoghue!

They say that Queen Victoria has a daughter nice and grand
Perhaps she'd take it into her head to marry an Irishman
And if I could only get the chance to have a word or two
Perhaps she'd take a notion in the bold O'Donoghue!

For I'm the boy to please her, and I'm the boy to tease her

I'm the boy to squeeze her and I'll tell you what I'll do

I'll court her like an Irishman me brogue and blarney too

Is the plan me rollickin' swollickin' gollickin' wollicken bold O'Donoghue!

Wicked

Per Expei

1) I like to hear him scream in pain as my nails rake over his body.
2) I love to bite.
3) I like the taste of blood.
4) I have rope and d-rings positioned under the mattress ready to be used.
5) The smell of leather makes my nipples hard.
6) I have always wanted to be bound since early childhood.


God, doesn't she look yummy. Gives me naughty girl thoughts.

Too Much Fun

It's about time to relax and have some fun. These are from the comments section of a recent post. Feel free to make up your own verses and leave in the comments. Come on, I dare you.

BigOso said...

The Village Blacksmith, he was there,

A Mighty Man was he!

He lined them up against the wall,

And did them three by three

Singing "Balls to your partner, ass against the wall, if you never get laid on a Saturday night, you'll never get laid at all".

3:21 PM

Mistress S said...

Aphrodite, she was there,

And an awesome sight was she,

She smiled and laughed and played with her hair,

And had them all begging please

Singing Balls to your partner, ass against the wall, if you never get laid on a Saturday night, you'll never get laid at all.

6:00 PM

BigOso said...

Mistress S, she was there, a razor in her hand,

And every time she turned around she circumcised a man

Singing "Balls to your partner, ass against the wall, if you never get laid on a Saturday night, you'll never get laid at all".

6:48 PM

Mistress S said...

Oso the Pirate is a bear of a man,

He can fuck all night like nobody can.

Singing balls to your partner, ass against the wall, if you never get laid on a Saturday night, you'll never get laid at all.

7:43 PM

M:e said...

GRINS....oh you and bigoso had me chuckling out loud with your comments. PLEASE... if you two ever decide to do this live, save me a front row seat!!!!

(the song, I mean!!)

love and hugs xx

11:50 PM

Mistress S said...

M:e, the two of us in a room can be extremely dangerous. But I appreciate the compliment. Oso is the funny one, I just try to keep up. Long live rugby. S

5:38 AM

BigOso said...

actually m:e, these songs are sung after every rugby match, anywhere in the world. So....support your local hooker and go watch a match.....and go to the drink-up after. Now, for the next verse......

Big Oso, he was there and quite inebriated

He's found a lady for the night, but she had to be inflated

Singing "Balls to your partner, ass against the wall, if you never get laid on a Saturday night, you'll never get laid at all".

7:24 AM

Mistress S said...

The women named Sybil

They were there

They all arrived in one body

One of them tried to say they were good

But they are turned out to be naughty

Singing balls to your partner, ass against the wall, if you never get laid on a Saturday night, you'll never get laid at all.

7:51 AM

BigOso said...

Mistress S, she was there, her name went to her head,

But Oso bent her over fast and turned her ass bright red,

Singing "Balls to your partner, ass against the wall, if you never get laid on a Saturday night, you'll never get laid at all".

4:58 PM

Mistress S said...

Ok big boy, gloves off. And hell yes I stole this.

GP, the great lover of women

He was there,

He would stick it in her mouth, front and rear

But the best fit came

When he stuck it in her ear

Singing balls to your partner, ass against the wall, if you never get laid on a Saturday night, you'll never get laid at all.

5:18 PM

A Few of My Favorite Things

Happy Birthday fellow Scorpios. I've been quietly celebrating my birthday all month. Yes, I'm a present whore. But some of the things on my wish list might surprise you. Before I get to that I would like to share some information about our sign. Believe what you will, but I'll bet you strongly relate to at least a few of these characteristics.

Scorpio, symbolized by the Scorpion, is a fixed water sign. Ruled by Mars and Pluto, Scorpio is intense, strong-willed, passionate and filled with desire. They are deep, penetrating, complex, mysterious, secretive. "“Still waters run deep"”. Scorpios love to probe beneath the surface and uncover what is hidden. They are clever, perceptive and almost psychic in their intuitiveness. They are just as emotional as the other water signs, but their emotions are more repressed,– kept under cover, hidden. Consistent with their fixed energy, Scorpios are stubborn and determined. They can be ruthless if hurt and don'’t easily forgive.

Symbol: The Scorpion
Element: Water
Modality: Fixed
Ruling Planet: Mars and Pluto
Ruling House: Eighth
Key Phrase: I desire
Keyword: Intensity

Positive Characteristics:

	Passionate
	Motivated
	Determined
	Penetrating
	Intuitive
	Resourceful
	Investigative
	Probing

Negative Characteristics:

	Secretive
	Jealous
	Suspicious
	Vengeful
	Temperamental
	Overbearing
	Violent
	Intolerant
	Sarcastic

http://www.astrologychartsonline.com/Scorpio.htm

These are a few items that are on my wish list. These are in no particular order.

1. massage
2. manicure and pedicure
3. red nail polish
4. aprons
5. burt's bee's products
6. sandalwood candles
7. music
8. an evening by the fire
9. chocolate
10. bra and panty set
11. boots
12. someone to brush my hair
13. "Witches of Eastwick"
14. "Deadwood" series
15. jewelry
16. flowers/plants
17. my favorite dinner
18. a nap
19. socks
20. workout clothes
21. to go dancing
22. to go to the movies
23. leather coat
24. amazing sex
25. car detailed
26. sex toys
27. snow
28. more snow
29. a long, deep passionate kiss
30. table cloth
31. red high heels
32. a drive in the snow
33. a phone call
34. a watch
35. house cleaned

Storm

A friend of mine wrote this. I loved it, so I asked him if I could post it. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Thank you Link. S

I had a dream last night
As a storm moaned outside my window
I dreamed I could feel your skin
I could hear the rain and found myself wet with sweat
That you held my pulse
That I had my hands in your hair
Combing through, wrapped and twisting around my fingers
So soft and smooth but tightened as my need grew urgent
How your eyes flashed as I released myself to you
And as I dripped from your lips
I felt my hunger increase
To taste and lap at your nectar
So rich and smooth
As the thunder crashed and shook the ground
I fell and buried myself into your softness
Warm and sweet summer rain poured on my tongue I had a dream last night
As a storm moaned outside my window
I dreamed I could feel your skin
I could hear the rain and found myself wet with sweat
That you held my pulse
That I had my hands in your hair
Combing through, wrapped and twisting around my fingers
So soft and smooth but tightened as my need grew urgent
How your eyes flashed as I released myself to you
And as I dripped from your lips
I felt my hunger increase
To taste and lap at your nectar
So rich and smooth
As the thunder crashed and shook the ground
I fell and buried myself into your softness
Warm and sweet summer rain poured on my tongue

Celtic Horoscope

You Are A Chestnut Tree

You are a born diplomat with a well developed sense of justice. And even though you're impressive and intimidating, you're also fun to be around. You can be irritated easily, and you sometimes act superior. Nevertheless, you are sensitive of others feelings and very loyal. Sometimes you feel misunderstood and are fiercely close to those who know you best.

What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

Buffer Post

I found this horiscope a couple of weeks ago. I loved what it said. While I do not pretend to have that kind of power, the thought that my world can be wide open and I can make it what I wish, is very exciting.


"Most modern religions propose that we need intermediaries - priests, priestesses, rabbis, imams, monks - to get connected to the divine source. In contrast, many ancient Gnostics believed that every person could be in charge of creating his or her own link to spirit. Indeed, anyone might contribute fresh insights and revelations to the body of ever-evolving spiritual truths. The equivalent today would be if the Bible were regarded as an unfinished text to which every Christian or Jew could add new content. This is a perfect astrological moment for you to try out this perspective, Scorpio: the do-it-yourself approach to creating your own religion...."

Another 100 Things About Me.

A little time has passed and I feel the need to revisit this exercise.

1) One of my favorite tv shows is "This Old House".
2) I hope to have a motorcycle of my own some day.
3) I am fasinated by corset training.
4) I have a 'thing' for kilts.
5) The fucking fish still hasn't died.
6) I love finding the irony in a given situation.
7) I love the smell of Old Spice.
8) I rarely take 'no' for an answer.
9) I like being difficult.
10) I detest the drunks that try to dance with you, when they haven't asked.
11) I like sci-fi movies.
12) I do everything passionately, except clean house.
13) I get bored easily.
14) It's hard for me to sit still.
15) I still haven't learned to relax.
16) I hate to compete.
17) I can't stand jealous women.
18) My favorite thing in life is sex.
19) Just because it is, doesn't mean I'm interested in doing it with you.
20) I have a list of 20 albums I'd like to buy.
21) The list grows every day.
22) My favorite meal is Citrus Garlic Shrimp.
23) I don't gamble.
24) Standing on a ledge terrifies me.
25) I do it anyway.
26) I'd like to learn how to belly dance.
27) I still do not know what I want to do with my life.
28) I'm not worried about it at the moment.
29) I usually won't do it if I do not get any pleasure out of it.
30) I like cheese.
31) I use to have a game called Pigmania.
32) I refuse to go grey gracefully.
33) I have a tatoo designed in my head.
34) I have no ink on my body.
35) I suffer from PMS.
36) I hate flattery.
37) I hated my 20's.
38) I married my highschool sweetheart.
39) We are still happily married.
40) I want a Swiss Army pocket knife.
41) I suck at playing pool.
42) I'm not as dark as I say I am.
43) I'm not as nice as I appear.
44) Bullshit, I am as dark as I say I am, I just don't go there that often.
45) I'd love to claw the hell out of something right now.
46) I get very cranky when I'm tired.
47) I try to nap every day.
48) I wear my grandmother's watch every day.
49) My favorite place to be is in my bed.
50) My second favorite piece of furniture is my dinning room table.
51) I used to write poetry.
52) I broke my front tooth.
53) I've never broken a bone.
54) I have a men's letterman jacket.
55) I hated the girls style.
56) I need a vacation.
57) I think the hardest thing in the world would be for me to loose my hands.
58) I used to be a 'BlueBird'.
59) Always wanted to be a 'CubScout'.
60) They looked like they had more fun.
61) I mostly drink milk.
62) Secondly, water.
63) I'm excited to go strawberry picking.
64) I hope to go back to school someday.
65) I like camping in the rain.
66) I love playing in the mud.
67) I get my massages done naked.
68) I'm in love with two men.
69) I hate Bob Villa.
70) I like the Bloodhound Gang.
71) I love the Subway commercials with John Levitz.
72) I can't stand Kelly Clarkson.
73) I don't like reality shows.
74) I can be very distant.
75) Detached.
76) I'm restless.
77) I hate to travel long distances in a car.
78) I'm night blind.
79) I've been hit on once.
80) It was very akward for him.
81) I didn't care to make it easy.
82) I'm in a very bitchy mood.
83) I am tired of making this list.
84) I'm wanting to reinvent myself.
85) I'm obsessive about collections.
86) I cover the greys.
87) I have a square nipple.
88) I like to be bound.
89) My nail polish is chipped.
90) I have never been to a tanning booth.
91) My favorite place to live would be deep in the woods.
92) Second would be on the beach.
93) Either place would be without people.
94) It would have to have a large, stocked kitchen.
95) And a fireplace.
96) I rarely wear makeup.
97) Passing cosmetic counters makes me ill.
98) I get sick in high heat.
99) I didn't go to my sister's wedding.
100) I'm tired of being in control.