100 more things

1) My long finger nails are real.
2) I wish I could sing.
3) I wear minimal make up.
4) My ears are only pierced once.
5) I have a small diamond in my nose.
6) I have a freckle on my left ear.
7) I also have 3 freckles on my left labia lip.
8) One on the outside.
9) Two on the inside.
10) I have long fingers.
11) I like lacey under things.
12) I love satin sheets.
13) I prefer thong underwear.
14) I make an awesome omelet.
15) I love to pick fruit and dig vegetables.
16) I love to garden.
17) I dance everyday.
18) I make my bed every night, before I go to sleep.
19) I allow no wrinkles.
20) I currently have porn in my bedroom vcr.
21) I like to have sex 3 to 4 times a week.
22) I’ll try just about anything once.
23) There are limits.
24) I have saved all my love letters from M.
25) I have saved all my letters from my close friends.
26) I love to wear skirts.
27) No nylons.
28) With strappy heels.
29) I scream during sex.
30) I’ve broken a bed during sex.
31) I love giving oral sex.
32) Most all my sexual fantasies are with people I know and trust.
33) No strangers in them, except for one.
34) A faceless woman, I no longer use my ex-girlfriend’s shade.
35) I can sew.
36) I embroider.
37) I wear my grandmother’s jewelry.
38) Everyday.
39) I grew up in a small town.
40) Not everyone from a small town has a small mind.
41) But most do.
42) I worked since the age of 13.
43) It wasn’t my choice.
44) I’m German and Irish mix.
45) That’s one hell of a mix!
46) I love Celtic knots.
47) I want to plant edelweiss around the house.
48) I love the story behind it.
49) M thinks I’m a sensual creature.
50) I think that’s a compliment.
51) I learned to drive a 3-speed, Chev pickup.
52) I learned by pulling stumps out of the back field.
53) I also learned to set chokers that day.
54) I had two dirt bikes.
55) I ride four wheelers.
56) I love driving in the snow.
57) It pisses people off…and for that reason, I like it even more.
58) It’s almost as fun as driving in the mud.
59) I can split and stack wood.
60) I know the difference between hard wood and soft wood.
61) And not just in a man’s pants.
62) I mow the lawn.
63) I have 4 years of woodshop in high school.
64) I know how to use power tools.
65) Most of the tools we have are mine.
66) They aren’t pink.
67) I fly fish.
68) I fly fish in a float tube.
69) I am very comfortable around guns.
70) I’m a pretty good shot.
71) I can weld.
72) I like to play cards.
73) I make a lot of women jealous.
74) I don’t need a man.
75) But I’m glad I want one.
76) I am not butch.
77) I am definitely not a fainting violet.
78) I can get turned on by someone’s voice.
79) I know how to tie down a load.
80) I carry gator straps in my SUV.
81) Car salesmen don’t like me.
82) They want me to be impressed on how smooth my SUV rides.
83) So I took it off road for a test drive.
84) Yes, I took pleasure in their discomfort.
85) I prefer to drive a stick.
86) It’s a control issue.
87) I love to laugh.
88) I play x box.
89) The guys don’t know that it’s me kicking their ass.
90) I like to surprise them.
91) Halo 2 was a huge disappointment.
92) I do a lot of craft projects.
93) I scrapbook.
94) I rubber stamp.
95) I wish I could travel more.
96) By plane.
97) I hate being in the car for more than a half hour.
98) My only ticket…cop caught me slowing down to 89.
99) My response…just trying to make a long trip a little shorter.
100) My middle name is Lee.