Sunday, September 11, 2005

Some things....

are hard to say with a straight face. Like telling my kids,

"Your sisters are not things to tie up".
"No, you can't have Mommy's batteries".
"Yes, the dogs are dancing".
"No, they can not dance with you like that".
"No, those pads are not big bandaids".
"Who put all the panty liners on the woodshed".
"Yes, it's sheep gut".
"Yes, adults sometimes kiss when they are naked".
"No, you can not get married so you can do it too".
"Honey, you should not use a toothbrush to clean your private area".

Smile my friends. It's all good.

2 comments:

expei said...
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expei said...

i have trouble saying with a straight face that - well yes that is a point of view (you idiot)

or of course you are right- you are the president.

have to smile