Aphrodite married the smith god Hephaestus. One can only imagine the sparks they created. Too bad she didn't realize the prize she had. I will not make that mistake, ever.
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- S
- My friends describe me as adventurous, difficult, demanding, controlling, contradictory, feisty, sexual, sensuous, wanton, horny, dominate, submissive, and all around pain in the ass that you love or hate. What can I say? It's fun being me.
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well smith gods are hard to come by - seize when you can hehe
Yes they are Expei. I'm not sure who seized whom, but I'm not letting go. S
The Village Blacksmith, he was there,
A Mighty Man was he!
He lined them up against the wall,
And did them three by three
Singing "Balls to your partner, ass against the wall, if you never get laid on a Saturday night, you'll never get laid at all".
Aphrodite, she was there,
And an awesome sight was she,
She smiled and laughed and played with her hair,
And had them all begging please
Singing Balls to your partner, ass against the wall, if you never get laid on a Saturday night, you'll never get laid at all.
Mistress S, she was there, a razor in her hand,
And every time she turned around she circumcised a man
Singing "Balls to your partner, ass against the wall, if you never get laid on a Saturday night, you'll never get laid at all".
GRINS....oh you and bigoso had me chuckling out loud with your comments. PLEASE... if you two ever decide to do this live, save me a front row seat!!!!
(the song, I mean!!)
love and hugs xx
M:e, the two of us in a room can be extremely dangerous. But I appreciate the compliment. Oso is the funny one, I just try to keep up. Long live rugby. S
actually m:e, these songs are sung after every rugby match, anywhere in the world. So....support your local hooker and go watch a match.....and go to the drink-up after. Now, for the next verse......
Big Oso, he was there and quite inebriated
He's found a lady for the night, but she had to be inflated
Singing "Balls to your partner, ass against the wall, if you never get laid on a Saturday night, you'll never get laid at all".
The women named Sybil
They were there
They all arrived in one body
One of them tried to say they were good
But they are turned out to be naughty
Singing balls to your partner, ass against the wall, if you never get laid on a Saturday night, you'll never get laid at all.
Mistress S, she was there, her name went to her head,
But Oso bent her over fast and turned her ass bright red,
Singing "Balls to your partner, ass against the wall, if you never get laid on a Saturday night, you'll never get laid at all".
GP, the great lover of women
He was there,
He would stick it in her mouth, front and rear
But the best fit came
When he stuck it in her ear
Singing balls to your partner, ass against the wall, if you never get laid on a Saturday night, you'll never get laid at all.
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