Friday, December 01, 2006

Too Much Fun



It's about time to relax and have some fun. These are from the comments section of a recent post. Feel free to make up your own verses and leave in the comments. Come on, I dare you.


BigOso said...

The Village Blacksmith, he was there,

A Mighty Man was he!

He lined them up against the wall,

And did them three by three

Singing "Balls to your partner, ass against the wall, if you never get laid on a Saturday night, you'll never get laid at all".

3:21 PM

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Mistress S said...

Aphrodite, she was there,

And an awesome sight was she,

She smiled and laughed and played with her hair,

And had them all begging please

Singing Balls to your partner, ass against the wall, if you never get laid on a Saturday night, you'll never get laid at all.

6:00 PM

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BigOso said...

Mistress S, she was there, a razor in her hand,

And every time she turned around she circumcised a man

Singing "Balls to your partner, ass against the wall, if you never get laid on a Saturday night, you'll never get laid at all".

6:48 PM

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Mistress S said...

Oso the Pirate is a bear of a man,

He can fuck all night like nobody can.

Singing balls to your partner, ass against the wall, if you never get laid on a Saturday night, you'll never get laid at all.

7:43 PM

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M:e said...

GRINS....oh you and bigoso had me chuckling out loud with your comments. PLEASE... if you two ever decide to do this live, save me a front row seat!!!!

(the song, I mean!!)

love and hugs xx

11:50 PM

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Mistress S said...

M:e, the two of us in a room can be extremely dangerous. But I appreciate the compliment. Oso is the funny one, I just try to keep up. Long live rugby. S

5:38 AM

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BigOso said...

actually m:e, these songs are sung after every rugby match, anywhere in the world. So....support your local hooker and go watch a match.....and go to the drink-up after. Now, for the next verse......

Big Oso, he was there and quite inebriated

He's found a lady for the night, but she had to be inflated

Singing "Balls to your partner, ass against the wall, if you never get laid on a Saturday night, you'll never get laid at all".

7:24 AM

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Mistress S said...

The women named Sybil

They were there

They all arrived in one body

One of them tried to say they were good

But they are turned out to be naughty

Singing balls to your partner, ass against the wall, if you never get laid on a Saturday night, you'll never get laid at all.

7:51 AM

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BigOso said...

Mistress S, she was there, her name went to her head,

But Oso bent her over fast and turned her ass bright red,

Singing "Balls to your partner, ass against the wall, if you never get laid on a Saturday night, you'll never get laid at all".

4:58 PM

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Mistress S said...
Ok big boy, gloves off. And hell yes I stole this.


GP, the great lover of women

He was there,

He would stick it in her mouth, front and rear

But the best fit came

When he stuck it in her ear

Singing balls to your partner, ass against the wall, if you never get laid on a Saturday night, you'll never get laid at all.

5:18 PM

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Grins.... hey, you'd already told me that you two in a room together were dangerous.... you REALLY think I'm gonna go there??!!...chuckles

love and hugs xx

S said...

M:e, give it a shot. Let your hair down. Have some fun. S

S said...

Expei, I suggest you start running. Good verse, but he may kill you. lol. S

BigOso said...

The Catholic Priest, he was there, but he could find no joy.

All the willing ladies, and not a single boy.

Singing "Balls to your partner, ass against the wall, if you never get laid on a Saturday night, you'll never get laid at all".

expei said...

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