Good morning,
I had a wonderful conversation with my friend Urban Gypsy. Check her out with the link provided in the blogroll. She was good enough to write about it and I wanted to share it with you. It's time to break out your favorite toys.
Honey, running around, ringing doorbells and going in the front door, and who knows what you are doing with the back door, makes me dizzy. I'm sure someone should get spanked. Good thing I have the perfect new toy for that. It makes such a wonderful sound. What scares me is the way his eyes light up when he hears it!
Let's hear it for Pet Smart!! I want to make this very clear. I am not into beastuality. Loving your pet should not include 'loving' your pet. Cat penises are scary. Don't even go there. But sometimes animals have the best accessories. While I'm not fond of horses, the smell of leather makes me wet and don't get me started on spurs. As for home toy parties. You can't go wrong with a double ended dildo. You never know when an openminded girlfriend will want to ring your bell and selecting it will make the rest of the girls in the room very nervous. Who's next?
Buckcherry, Crazy Bitch
Alright!
Break me down
You got a lovely face
We're going to your place
And now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud
Getting fucking laid
You want me to stay
But I got to make my way
Chorus:
Hey!
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good I'm on top of it
When I dream
I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
(Repeat Chorus)
Take it off
The paper is your game
You jump in bed with fame
Another one night payed in full
You're so fine
It won't be a loss
Cashing in the rocks
Just to get you face to face
(Chorus x2)
Get the video
Fuck you so good
Get the video
Fuck you so good
Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
Crazy... bitch
(Chorus)
Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good I'm on top of it
When I dream
I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back
Come on!
Baby girl
You want it all
To be a star you'll have to go down
Take it off
No need to talk
You're crazy but I like the way you fuck me!
(Chorus x2)
You keep me right on
You're crazy but I like the way you fuck me!
Break me down
You got a lovely face
We're going to your place
And now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud
Getting fucking laid
You want me to stay
But I got to make my way
Chorus:
Hey!
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good I'm on top of it
When I dream
I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
(Repeat Chorus)
Take it off
The paper is your game
You jump in bed with fame
Another one night payed in full
You're so fine
It won't be a loss
Cashing in the rocks
Just to get you face to face
(Chorus x2)
Get the video
Fuck you so good
Get the video
Fuck you so good
Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
Crazy... bitch
(Chorus)
Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good I'm on top of it
When I dream
I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back
Come on!
Baby girl
You want it all
To be a star you'll have to go down
Take it off
No need to talk
You're crazy but I like the way you fuck me!
(Chorus x2)
You keep me right on
You're crazy but I like the way you fuck me!
3 comments:
I love that song! Crazy bitch, indeed.
This post made me laugh out loud. I especially like the part about buying the double dildo and making the girls nervous (of course I already have one, poor unused thing is gonna dry out soon if it doesn't get some play. Volunteers?)
I don't think I've seen a cat penis and I am happy to remain blissfully unaware. Although recently ARMED told me she had to lock up her dog because she freaked when he got an erection so big he was tripping over it.
Tess,
Double ended dildos that sit unused? That's a sad thing honey. I miss playing like that.
Cat penises are barbed. There is a reason they howl at each other and the male bites the female's neck. They don't have restraits and if she knew a prickling dick was coming at her, I don't think she would hold still. As for dogs. They just get stuck. Now that's funny. Kisses.
S
Oso,
You were the one that decided to educate me. And you were crazy enough to ask the question in the first place. Admit it, you loved it.
S
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