I am considering looking for a submissive maid. I've spent the last two weeks sick at home and have still not recovered. (Actually, we've all been sick.) In the mean time my house has come undone and I'm beginning to think it would be easier to burn and rebuild than clean the damn thing.
I need someone that won't cause trouble with the men in my life or scare the children. So here is goes.
Wanted.
Ugly women or sissy men need only apply. Must know your place and move quietly and quickly through tasks. O.C.D. a plus. No hysterics. Be efficient and thorough in your work. Requires standard cleaning knowledge including laundry, carpets, bathrooms, bedrooms etc. Needs to be able to cook, give hot stone massages and willingness to do whatever else I may desire. Mind reading is appreciated.
What I offer in return, depends on my mood.
Simply stated, if you can get this place into shape, I don't care if you're a woman that doesn't shave your upper lip or a guy that prefers to run around in women's panties with a butt plug up your ass. So if you are in the Great Pacific Northwest, and have the desire to be bossed around mercilessly, feel free to leave a comment.
S
2 comments:
What no one has commented - how could anyone turn down that offer
Laughs. I don't blame them. I'm not in the best of humor. And they really can't take me at my word that I have nice moments as well.
S
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